Long after a tourist has forgotten the name of the museum, they'll remember the person at the information desk who gave them exactly the right advice. That person had something specific: a vocabulary broad enough to cover any question, delivered in a way that was warm and direct rather than performative or vague. This exercise builds toward that standard, covering the English for the full range of tourist information situations — from simple directions to more complex conversations about local culture, history, accessibility, and the kind of inside knowledge you can't get from a travel blog. The goal is to be the person visitors tell their friends about when they get home.